Bottoms Up (and On Sale) at Sourpuss!
No pants, no service. Unless you're Porky Pig, you can't just own shirts. You need something covering your lower regions. It's just the way it is. But, why pay full price for pants or shorts (which are just like, half regular pants anyway) when you can get 'em for 30% off? There's literally no reason. We're clearing out ALL our old styles of pants for dudes, and cutting 30% off the price to you. There are only limited numbers of each, so, hurry up and grab yours, and enter code: PANTS (one word • all caps • doesn't combine • not retroactive • retail only • while supplies last) when you do. But do it before May 19, cause that's when the sale ends.