We Pity The Fool...

Pity-the-FoolWe ain't fooling, you're gonna be drooling about the mystery gifts we'll be including in retail orders for the next 24 hours. So don't be sour, we know it's April Fool's Day but, no joke: you won't pay, for the surprise you'll get in your order if you order right away! Hey, the offer's only valid for April 1, because we think it's more fun, to give you surprise gifts and not make you look dumb. So screw all the pranks, we're just saying thanks, and celebrating 4/1 our own way. (So, really: any retail order placed on April 1 will include a free mystery item. No, we aren't going to tell you what it is. No you can't request something special. No, it's not an April Fool's joke. Yes, we think when Mr. T flexes lightning bolts might shoot out of his arms.)
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