You Have Cholera.

At least it's not Dysentery! Although, you still may not make it all the way to Oregon. This fuzzy little guy will have you coughing up a lung in the most adorable of manners. From the fine folks who brought you the plush STD's we present you with: Cholera! Perfect as a cat toy or to ward off evil, this little microbe will keep you company when you need to float your wagon across the river. Be careful out there, pilgrim!